Sit out initial Guard call up. Wait for the zombies to overwhelm the initial response. Velcro Eagles on the my shirt.
Assume control of local militia. Rid the country of all infected. Become known as the second father of the country. Profit.
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I like to think, that before that Navy SEAL double tapped bin Laden in the head, he kicked him, so that we could truly say we put a boot in his ass.
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