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Old 09-28-2010, 09:23 PM
BurtReynoldsMoustache BurtReynoldsMoustache is offline
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Zombies are actually real. Being a zombie is a drug induced state brought on by a specific mixture of various chemicals that lower heart rate and breathing rate to being nearly undetectable. Another combination of drugs is used to get the body up and moving again while keeping it in a mindless stupor. Voodoo priests have been doing this in Haiti for years as a means of obtaining free labor. One of the most important ingredients is puffer fish poison.

So, yeah, no movie has portrayed real zombies ever.