Yeah, rectal cancer isn't a good way to go, and she was still pretty hot for her age (perhaps more so than in the 70s).
In my opinion, the MJ everyone loved died when he turned into a white guy with a fake nose who dangled children from windows and touched little boys.
MJ died in the 80s, all we lost today was a washed up 50 year old child molestor who wore a tux and white gloves.
Well here's an MJ joke for the hell of it:
"Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart? Because the signs said 'Little boy's pants half-off!'"
As for R. Kelly, I laugh at "Tropic Thunder", where they mocked him by having the rapper "Alpo Chino" yell on his cell-phone "I didn't pee on that girl!"
Oh, and rest in peace Brig. Gen. Ed McMahon.