I have decided that it's worth it to have a Desert Eagle.
So when your uppity friends come over and say:
"WOW! A Desert Eagle! That must be the best thing ever!"
And you say:
"Sure, why don't we take it to the range!"
And they say:
(After a few hours of shooting, and not hitting anything)
"Golly, my arms hurt. I don't like your Desert Eagle, no offense."
And YOU say:
"That's okay, I was lying when I said I liked it."
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