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Originally Posted by Evil Tim
Summary of all Chuck Norris jokes ever:
1. Normal people do X, but Chuck Norris does Y. This is funny because Chuck Norris actually does X like anyone else.
2. Chuck Norris is the cause of X. This is funny because Chuck Norris is not the cause of X.
3. Chuck Norris can do X. This is funny because Chuck Norris cannot do X.
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chuck norris sucks x.
so if you divide x by chuck norris you get x = shit.
therefore, chuck norris sucks shit.