Here's some laws I would propose If I were president:
* A Bale Out bill: It basically consists of Christian Bale yelling at the economy until it fixes itself.
* All milk must come from Jennifer Connelly's boobs.
* Ann Coulter will be deported to Guantanamo Bay.
* Whenever you see Ashton Kutcher, you must throw fast food at him.
* If you see an ACLU lawyer, kick them in the nuts (or if it's a chick, in their taco).
* Laura Prepon must go back to being a redhead (she's hotter with red hair).
* Kanye West will be banned from attending the MTV Music Video Awards.
* The following people will be added to the No-Fly list:
* All the members of the Westboro Baptist Church.
* TEA party protesters.
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Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl? Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), Serenity
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