Here's the ultimate scam:
1. Find the worst screenplay ever written
2. Hire the worst director in town (Michael Bay)
3. Raise $2 million (Two?) Yes, one for me, one for you. There's a lot of little old ladies out there.
4. Hire the worst actors in Hollywood (e.g. Megan Fox, Ashton Kutcher) and show the film at Cannes
And before you can step 5 . . .
We close at Cannes, take our $2 million and head to Rio!
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Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl? Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), Serenity
You're every bit the detective that your followers on internet believe - Brainiac, Superman The Animated Series
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