[S&Wshooter]

Originally Posted by Excalibur

I'm sure everyone still carries cash in the area of Indiana where I work at, next to Gary. Only a small percentage of people give us cards. But on a few occasions that both cracks me up and pisses me off is when I deliver food to somebody and they just shove their cards in my face. Then I give them the "Are you fucking kidding me?" look or the "Do I look like a walking ATM?" look. So far in the past month of 4 separate encounters, people just hands me their credit or debit cards on the spot, like I'll swipe it in front of them with my imaginary machine.

Are you a pizza guy?