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THINGS YOU CANNOT DO, ACCORDING TO ROGER MILLER

• Rollerskate in a goddamn Buffalo herd
• Take a shower in a parakeet cage
• Go swimming in a baseball pool
• Change film with a kid on your back
• Drive around with a tiger in your car
• Fish in a watermelo patch

THINGS YOU CAN DO, ACCORDING TO ROGER MILLER

• Be happy if you've a mind to
• Drink while underage
• Side-swipe a truck in your Model A Linclon
• Know every engineer on every train
• Want to holler "hidy hoe"
• Spend 1/2 your grocery money and all your rent on booze
• Leave your wife and month old child home while you are out drinking all night
• Know all the names of all the aforementioned engineer's children