"Hey, Tony. This is Bill. I'm in hot water with this intern thing. Can we launch a couple of Tomahawks at Iraq?"
"Sure thing, Mister President. We'll call it Desert Fox."
"thanks, gotta go."
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I like to think, that before that Navy SEAL double tapped bin Laden in the head, he kicked him, so that we could truly say we put a boot in his ass.
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