"Redline".
Google it if you must, but for the love of God, don't ever let yourself watch this willingly. How a guy manages to take three awesome things - hot girls, fast cars and gunfights - and fuck it all up escapes me to this day, but trust me, it happens here. It's the Fast and the Furious, without Vin Diesel. Or any actual form of talent, good or bad, for that matter. It takes the definition of suckage, kicks it in the nuts, and dumps on its' face. It makes some Sci-Fi Saturday Night Specials look Oscar-worthy. It is without a doubt THE WORST MOVIE EVER CREATED.
If you do somehow try to watch this and get the bright idea to have a drinking game to catalog every bad moment...DON'T. YOU WILL DIE BEFORE MINUTE 10.
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