[S&Wshooter]

Just got back from eating Turkey over at my neighbor's

Things I found out while listening to my dad talk to my neighbors and their family:

1. Somewhere down the line, I have some Mendoza in me

2. My father's great-great-great grandfather was killed by them damn Injuns

3. My father's great-great grandfather (and his brother) had to be put up for adoption becasue of the above

4. My father's great-great grandfather ended up being put into slavery by some goddamn Protestants until he escaped as a teen