My conversation with Darth Vader:
Vader: Mila and the pug must never again leave Indiana.
Me: What? That wasn't part of the deal, nor was giving S&Wshooter to this bounty hunter.
Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray i don't alter it any further.
Me: This deal is getting worse all the time.
Vader: Furthermore, I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet.
Me: This wasn't a part of the deal.
Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Me: This deal is getting worse all the time!
Vader: Here is a unicycle. You must ride it wherever you go.
Me: What?! I'm not riding no fucking unicycle!
Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.
Me: THIS DEAL IS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME!
Vader: Also, you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as "Merry".
Me: Ah, fuck you, man. I ain't doing it.
Vader: I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further.
Me: THIS DEAL . . . is very fair and I'm happy to be apart of it.
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Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl? Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), Serenity
You're every bit the detective that your followers on internet believe - Brainiac, Superman The Animated Series
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