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Old 10-01-2010, 04:21 PM
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My conversation with a New York cabbie:

Me: Jesus, man, can you change the station?

Cabbie: Fuck you man. If you don't like my fuckin' music, get your own fuckin' cab.

Me: I had a rough . . .

Cabbie: I'll pull over and kick your ass.

Me: C'mon, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man.
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