[Swordfish941]

You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too New Wave for my taste, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor . . . In '87, Huey released this, Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to Be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, 'cause it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, or the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul! AHHHHH! *Murders Jared Leto with an axe* TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD! *Hacks Leto with axe a few more times, then throws it down, calmly sits down on the sofa, takes out a cigar, and smokes it.*