Here's my strategy to take down Chuck Norris:
First, distract target
Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek.
Discombobulate.
Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, and fracture,
Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely.
Heel kick to diaphragm.
In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Physical recovery: Six Weeks. Full psychological recovery: Six Monthes.
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Can we start with part where Jayne gets knocked out by 90-pound girl? Hoban "Wash" Washburne (Alan Tudyk), Serenity
You're every bit the detective that your followers on internet believe - Brainiac, Superman The Animated Series
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