one of my dumbass friends think a 1911 is a *sigh* desert eagle
any shot gun is a double barrel (he is a big dumbass, we were at the naval academy in annapolis and some midshipmen was walking around with a remington 870 and she called it a ''double barrel pump shotgun'' and the stubborn ass he is wouldn't drop it and realise the fact that that is impossible. even though i proved him wrong)
and that an m4 (or variant) and a m16/ar-15 (or variant) is an ''m40''
god help us all