Best stimulus package ever
 

I wish this were a real thing, but in America :D

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...nomic_stimulus

lol, i got this on my iPod...
yeah...i love the onion

I'd go to the site more often, but I'll get the "program not responding" message if I'm on there to long

Haha I saw that about a week ago. Got to see the Onion Movie too the other day. Great News site.

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...s_hollow_point

Made me laugh for a solid two minutes :D

You just know one of us here would end up with a Norinco 56 and feel gypped. :D

Nah, we'd just go out and find someone with a AKM, bust a cap in they ass :D and take the AKM

I'd prefer an AR stimulus. :D

"I lost my job five years ago; with this stimulus, I can kill the guy who took it."

lmao