Can I suggest some alternatives?

Ghost and Cottontail?


What it's a better love story that bot "Fifty shades" and "twilight".

After an incident invovling myself, vast quanities of bourbon, my fraternity paddle, and my girlfriend who was dressed as a school girl last halloween, the Lady has banned any mention of that book around me. I find it hilarious.

You know, my 6906 would be pretty concealable if the mags didn't have pinky rests on the floor-plates

Sure, please do. I'm kinda hoping she'll forget about it soon enough, but having alternatives suggestions might ensure that she will.

Haha, yeah, I can imagine that embarrassment would be sufficient to push anyone away from ideas involving Dominants and Submissives.

Unfortunately, my own Lady just read "50 Shades of Grey" a few months back and loved it, even after I pointed out some things about the author that I learned here on IMFDB.

Nick and Nora Charles
Bonnie and Clyde

That's all I have for now.

I believe we will be June and Ward Cleaver.

So, I officiailly crossed into troll terriritory on the Cracked.com forums. I posted our illustrious CINC's quote concerning bayonets and horses and was promptly ripped to shreads by the mod, one of whom said I knew nothing of the modern military. I laughed heartily to myself and went about my day. Think it's about time I pull the plug there.

passed my nremt exam, should be getting paperwork to submit for licencing soon.

Good job! Time to start hunting for a bus to ride around on.