Sit in a corner? Pfft, not in this household.


Go out back and cut yourself a switch

HOYAY!

I will refrain from making the obvious Fifty Shades of Smith joke and hop that MT2008 remembers our halloween costume discussion and enjoys a hearty chuckle like I just did.

Yeah, I don't see much hoyay in hitting somebody with a damn stick



Seriously, though, it was the most country-fied sitting-in-the-corner equivalent that I could come up with

I guess since Pops was often globe trotting about getting ready to lock for wayward Airman, my sister and I came to fear my mother's hairbrush more than anything.

I'm pretty sure I stole what used to be my father's "whippin' belt" a few years back. It's falling apart, but I haven't found anything better to replace it

The NSFW test is "would you want your boss to catch you looking at this image?" rather than nudity per se. I think super-tiny bikinis kinda qualify.

Public drunkeness is illegal, though. ;)


But point taken.

Yes, yes, it is, but sitting on the roof, according to my understanding of thelocal ordinance concerning public drunkeness, does not constitute being in public, bcause he was in, around, or on a private rsidence.

I'm not sure if "Drunk and Disorderly" is a thing in the US. Because that seems to fit here.

It is. If you subscribe the notion of jack booted thugs and the squashing of fundamental civil liberties, such as the right to assemeble and swill vast quanities of beer.

Public intoxication leads to rgistration of semi-automaric weapons. It does, I tell you.

And furthermore, as I told the campus cop as he was writing our noise ordinance citation, he was ensuring that the terrorist won.

I wasn't even drunk when I almost got arrested for being barely dressed. I was on my way to a Halloween movie fancy dress part (which was only about 5 minutes down the road or I would have put more clothes on) dressed as "Zed" from Zardoz. I also had a deactivated Webley Mk IV standing in for the Webley Fosbery in a holdall along with a lot of beer, but this wasn't the issue, it was the clothing.

Coke float: It's what's for dinner

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For the next couple, I'll be posting Fullmetal Alchemist related content to atone for posting a NSFW image. Are you guys okay with that?

I'll give you $5 if you don't post anymore stuff related to Fullmetal Alchemist

No. It's a good Manga/Anime.

howbout a fullmetal thread, theres enough fullmetal in here to actually bring the thread on a topic, and this thread is randomness

I tried out some home defense ammo (some super light round with a compressed powdered metal core that I figured I'd alternate in the mag with Remington Golden Saber) I've had for a few months to see if it'd actually work well in my 4506 yesterday, and that shit was twice as loud as the 230 Gr. Ball I had also brought

I love how so many people after some high profile shooting become delusional in thinking that more gun control laws will make criminals become law-abiding and not illegally acquire weapons.

#3 on this list tastes like cheap, improperly prepared prosciutto

http://listverse.com/2012/12/16/10-l...eak-your-bank/

Or how a law banning a certain cosmetic feature is going to stop someone from committing an atrocity when they have already violated about a jillion other laws.

Mass killers are not like career criminals who have access to extensive black markets. They're ordinary, otherwise law-abiding citizens who are mentally ill. What, you think a nerdy kid like Adam Lanza had connections to big-time gun gunners who could get him a military-issue M4 more easily than he got ahold of the Bushmaster AR-15?

I don't think those people are delusional at all. I think they go too far in insisting upon banning AR-15s, but they're not wrong for recognizing that (1.) an AR-15 is a far more dangerous in the wrong hands than a bolt-action rifle, and (2.) gun control laws in the U.S. are still inadequate, at least at the federal level.

Does anyone see the irony in Jewish and African American legislators calling for more "gun control?"

Yes I do. Among my friends the one who is a Jewish Liberal from New York has asked me not to reply to their gun control threads. It seems that by using facts and statistics I am highjacking their threads and getting more likes than they are. I guess they don't want an honest discussion on the issue and would rather tell millions of currently Law Abiding Citizens how to live their life.

The token liberal/yankee in my fraternity was railing against guns and when I tried to tell him how the Israelis dealt with school shootings, all he could reply with was since Israel "destroyed" Lebanon than anything they did was wrong.

*head desk*

Who said anything about extensive black markets? Where I am, I can get my hands on a full-auto AKM, if I wanted, without much fuss just by talking to the right people, none of which have any links to international arms markets.

Shit, until recently there was a guy in the same area of Beaumont a large portion of my family is from that'd make you supressors, zip guns, decent quality fully automatic homemade guns and was known to convert some rifles and pistols to full auto, and it wasn't exactly hard to get in touch with him.

(1.) A conservative, squarey-Q white boy (I presume) like yourself has criminal connections? What, do you know some local Crips who would deal illegal military-spec weapons to someone like yourself? (I'm guessing that if you tried that, you'd get "capped" on suspicion of being a Fed, if they didn't just kick your ass and take your money.) You're going to have to forgive my skepticism, especially given that anyone can make a declaration on the Internet without posting proof (as you have done).

(2.) Pretending for a moment that you're not Bsing: If it didn't come from overseas, that means it's probably a full-auto conversion of a semi-auto AK clone which originated at an FFL. I'm sorry to say that if this were the case, you would be making a very good argument supporting gun control.

Same response I had for Spartan - don't you think gun controllers are going to point to this as an argument in support of more, not less, gun control? (Assuming you're telling the truth?)

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Hooray for Mash-Ups!!

I'm telling the truth. I said he was in the area "until recently" because he got busted a few years back

Cool, I just got a switchblade

http://stocklion.com/rehost/tools-aus/boker-ak74

Right, but if he's converting semi-autos to full-auto, you know exactly how gun controllers will answer: Ban the semi-autos, and he won't be able to build his full-auto conversions.

For a while before he went to prison, I think he was more about home-made supressors and zip guns. I'll have to go talk to one of my uncles about it, one of them would know more about what that guy was doing.

I'm pretty sure my father is going to try to get a few suppressors for the AR's in the near future

I just spent two days without power due to a winter storm.

Merry Christmas to all.

My big sister got engaged (FINALLY) and her new fiance gave me a box of .45 ACP and said
"it's not much, but the brass is reloadable."

Larry is Awesome like that. I'm hopeing that someone lets him play with an IRL version of the Abomination. I do know there are a couple of guys working on copies.