i soooo want to see that...
tell me about it

It goes on for 8 minutes. I suggest you do not buy any treats from the concession stand.

If I go see that movie, I'm totally bringing snacks

You're gonna throw up your snacks once the self-amputation with a multi-tool starts.

As a guy who cuts off deer legs with a bolt cutter and guts deer at least once a year, I laugh at your statement

Kill a deer this year?

I would have if people would stop hunting my goddamn stand, driving their trucks right up to it every morning and making a ton of noise

Shoot them.

Can't shoot relatives

hunt different land