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Spades of Columbia 11-13-2010 11:27 PM

Here is a Vs. for ya 1911 guys
 
While on the run, John Smith (from back east) comes nose to nose with Michael Sullivan in a small southern town. They both know only one of them can walk away from this stand off and they are each acquiped with one 1911. Sullivan is on his lonesome and Smith has laid off of the whiskey for about two days. Who is the dead man and who gets to walk away with only a little blood loss, since we all know no one goes unscathed.

BurtReynoldsMoustache 11-14-2010 02:32 AM

Are you high?

Yournamehere 11-14-2010 02:37 AM

I think he might be. I have no idea where you're going with this, there are hardly any details to this riddle and the ones there aren't very coherent or continuous.

Zulu Two Six 11-14-2010 02:47 AM

Woah you guys, are you seeing this: this rabbit is trying to burn this leaf, woah.....hey, we went there. we did it
yeah...yeah....we went. to. the moon. we are it.

S&Wshooter 11-14-2010 03:55 AM

What did I tell you? Pot makes you retarded

S&Wshooter 11-14-2010 04:06 AM

Tomorrow he'll probably post what he was trying to say, but a bit more coherent this time

Clutch 11-14-2010 04:57 AM

Michael Sullivan is Tom Hanks' character from Road to Perdition.

John Smith was portrayed by Bruce Willis in Last Man Standing.

I say that Smith wins the encounter, though Sullivan punches him pretty deep in the shoulder before going down.

S&Wshooter 11-14-2010 05:03 AM

Sullivan is already dead and one of the universal laws of movies is that Bruce Willis never dies in an action movie EVAR

BurtReynoldsMoustache 11-14-2010 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 22027)
Sullivan is already dead and one of the universal laws of movies is that Bruce Willis never dies in an action movie EVAR

The Jackal

S&Wshooter 11-14-2010 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 22028)
The Jackal

It seems that I forgot that movie existed

AdAstra2009 11-14-2010 05:35 AM

Grindhouse

Yournamehere 11-14-2010 07:00 AM

Okay okay, what about movies where Bruce Willis is the protagonist, does he ever die then?

Anyhow, I thought it was a riddle of some sort and didn't realize you were referring to actual movie characters, but even so the question is meh. Road to Perdition is based more in the real world with regard to guns and physics, whereas Last Man Standing just has 40 round 1911s apparently, so pitting the two characters from their respective universes together is silly.

Ignoring that, Smith would still win every time because it's evident that he has some sort of skill with a 1911. Sullivan has little or none, as he only kills or wounds people at insanely close ranges, usually in a calm, non-tense setting, and he never does it very fast either. When he's not doing that, he's using the 1911 to rob banks or a different, simpler to use weapon like a Thompson. He's not a gunslinger, he's just a mobster, and that makes all the difference.

AdAstra2009 11-14-2010 07:55 AM

The Sixth Sense

BurtReynoldsMoustache 11-14-2010 06:27 PM

Death Becomes Her

Swordfish941 11-14-2010 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 22027)
Sullivan is already dead and one of the universal laws of movies is that Bruce Willis never dies in an action movie EVAR

Quote:

Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 22028)
The Jackal

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Originally Posted by AdAstra2009 (Post 22030)
Grindhouse

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Originally Posted by AdAstra2009 (Post 22032)
The Sixth Sense

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Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 22035)
Death Becomes Her

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7...md32o1_500.gif

Gunmaster45 11-15-2010 01:49 AM

Beating a dead horse at this point, but... Armageddon.

Swordfish941 11-15-2010 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Gunmaster45 (Post 22044)
Beating a dead horse at this point, but... Armageddon.

Can someone explain what "Beating a dead horse" means?

Gunmaster45 11-15-2010 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 22045)
Can someone explain what "Beating a dead horse" means?

Excessive, overkill, past it's prime, redundant... Get it?

Swordfish941 11-15-2010 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Gunmaster45 (Post 22046)
Excessive, overkill, past it's prime, redundant... Get it?

Oh, like Megan Fox. :D

MT2008 11-15-2010 04:31 PM

Does this topic need to exist?

BurtReynoldsMoustache 11-15-2010 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MT2008 (Post 22063)
Does this topic need to exist?

Move to Off Topic?

S&Wshooter 11-15-2010 04:46 PM

Just so ya'll know, I was talking about action movies where Bruce Willis is the main protagonist. If he's the main cahracter, he might as well be friggin' Superman because nothing can stop him.


Also, since we are also talking about Road To Perdition, is it any different from the book / graphic novel? I wasn't able to get past the 30 minute mark on the movie because the copy I had rented started messing up at that point


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