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Frank Hamer: Once took a 1911 from the man who had just shot him twice, then beat his head in with said .45, then shot that guy's buddy with a .44 Special S&W

Edit: Suck it, Spartan!

Arg, dammit! :mad:

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Go on, git! I ain't never wanna see you 'round these here parts 'gin, yeh hear!

This is that thar S&Wshooter's territory now, by God

I reckon I'mah gonna post in the same kinda accent as them thar folk from the deep parts o' them woods up o'er yonder in Zavalla from here on out seein' as it's so damned fun

The one thing I want the most for my birthday is this:

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What I want most for my birthday is her.

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If'n I were t' put any thought inta it, I figger I'd have t' say that I want a mess o' them deals which hold the shells for my soon-to-arrive AK74 fer my birthday

Gah, I got knocked off the net by a trojan and it's taken me about a month to get back online but I still need a couple software upgrades to get back to where i was 'cause right now It's like websurfing with a Turtle for a modem.

After watching Watchmen, I've decided to lose my virginity to this song (when I find the right girl):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQG7d...eature=related

First: I'm done posting in this thread using backwoods-hick-speak

Second: You owe me 7 minutes, which I will spend (if given the chance) taking pot-shots at you with a BB gun