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Spades of Columbia 11-13-2010 11:27 PM

Here is a Vs. for ya 1911 guys
 
While on the run, John Smith (from back east) comes nose to nose with Michael Sullivan in a small southern town. They both know only one of them can walk away from this stand off and they are each acquiped with one 1911. Sullivan is on his lonesome and Smith has laid off of the whiskey for about two days. Who is the dead man and who gets to walk away with only a little blood loss, since we all know no one goes unscathed.

BurtReynoldsMoustache 11-14-2010 02:32 AM

Are you high?

Yournamehere 11-14-2010 02:37 AM

I think he might be. I have no idea where you're going with this, there are hardly any details to this riddle and the ones there aren't very coherent or continuous.

Zulu Two Six 11-14-2010 02:47 AM

Woah you guys, are you seeing this: this rabbit is trying to burn this leaf, woah.....hey, we went there. we did it
yeah...yeah....we went. to. the moon. we are it.

S&Wshooter 11-14-2010 03:55 AM

What did I tell you? Pot makes you retarded

S&Wshooter 11-14-2010 04:06 AM

Tomorrow he'll probably post what he was trying to say, but a bit more coherent this time

Clutch 11-14-2010 04:57 AM

Michael Sullivan is Tom Hanks' character from Road to Perdition.

John Smith was portrayed by Bruce Willis in Last Man Standing.

I say that Smith wins the encounter, though Sullivan punches him pretty deep in the shoulder before going down.

S&Wshooter 11-14-2010 05:03 AM

Sullivan is already dead and one of the universal laws of movies is that Bruce Willis never dies in an action movie EVAR

BurtReynoldsMoustache 11-14-2010 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 22027)
Sullivan is already dead and one of the universal laws of movies is that Bruce Willis never dies in an action movie EVAR

The Jackal

S&Wshooter 11-14-2010 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BurtReynoldsMoustache (Post 22028)
The Jackal

It seems that I forgot that movie existed


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