Some deer jerky (made of a deer I killed) would be awesome right now. Too bad I didn't kill anything this year

David Allan Coe was in a metal band? A good metal band? What the hell?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jwY...1&feature=fvwp

You are extremely biased towards Bronson. :p

everbody knows norris jokes, bronson is where its at though.

I predict Lee Van Cleef will be the next toughguy meme :p

I bought heavy duty socks so my new boots won't cause a blister. Now I can start wearing my boots every day

I might let my moustache grow out, just to see how it looks

Me and Andy Warhol have something in common: We both love celebrities.

I dont care much bout celebs, i hate the 10,000 shows about their personal lives.

Andy Warhol was gay and did a whole bunch of drugs.

I am only saying this once: Please do not troll me.

But you make it so easy!

Also he was a Scientologist. :p

I will repeat this again:

http://www.freewebs.com/calitorial/D..._the_Troll.jpg

If I'm trolling you that makes me the troll which makes you the one feeding the troll by asking not to be trolled.

trololololo

The bill that would allow CCL holders in Texas carry on campus was only one goddamn vote away from being passed

what other states hae similar bills right now? I keep hearing of them, and oh yeah ruger's 1911 was leaked, looks like the same frame and slide they make for caspian so should be solid.

FL was going to try to pass one that allows open carry, I think campus carry was in there too. I think the bill got neutered and is a waste now.

I wouldn't open carry, but at least I wouldn't have to worry about anything if my gun gets accidentally exposed.

Charlie Sheen, because since I've no idea who Red Flag Lady there is, I doubt she's a celebrity. :p

That is امرأة موجات الأعلام, the pride and joy of the great country Uzbeckistan! A pox upon your village!

Successful trolls are successful:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIfKLp-VIQ0

For some bizarre reason that I can't figure out, I've recently become obsessed with the ACR in its 12.5" barrel configuration. :confused:

You know what, if a pox fell on my "village", it'd probably be considered a benefit to humanity because 90% of people here are tweekers, sexual predators, douchbags, and various combinations of the above.

And you spelled "Uzbekistan" wrong.:p

I'm pretty sure only like 2 dozen spelling (not typos, where I hit the wrong key on accident) mistakes in 3,000 posts is a pretty good track record

Why is the illusive man getting mad at charlie sheen

The illusive man is his dad, Martin Sheen.

sarcasm is hard online

Why the fuck does New York and California get space shuttles but the place in which Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center (also known as MISSION CONTROL!) is located does not? That's as stupid as putting up the Hollywood sign or the Statue of Liberty in the middle of Houston

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/...9/trolling.jpg

It's official: Willem Dafoe is the king of Trolls.

youre obsessed with trolls.

In this particular case, I read you fine, but yeah, you should usually add emoticons to express sarcasm. :D is usually sufficient.

apparently in me3 martin sheen decides to kill you and is now a bad guy.

Who would win in a fight: Worf ot Teal'c?

That's a tough one. I'd say they would go at it for an hour, then have drinks.

Teal'c. I hate Klingons.

Teal'c has dual P90's, Worf has a highly impractical blade thingy

Yeah, Tealc is like the ultimate badass, worf is a dude with a weird forhead.

Here's one that Trekkies have been debating for an extremely long time: Captian Kirk or Captian Picard?

Kirk. Because, ultimately, he is still

ONE-PUNCH KIRK

:cool:

He personally kicked the shit out of dozens of enemies, and caused AIs to kill themselves on four separate occasions. Picard on the other hand is a 60 year old man with arthritis, an ugly ship and an artificial heart. And of course Kirk had a better crew: Leonard Nimoy, James Doohan, George Takei, Walter Koenig, DeForest "Fucking" Kelley and Nichelle Nichols. Kirk never needed a Klingon. He never needed a counsellor. He had a Vulcan with emotional issues, a doctor who swore the whole time, a miracle worker, an asian helmsman with a specialisation in fencing, a Russian navigator and a lady with an extremely short skirt. That's just how badass Kirk was.