I just attempted to shotgun a can of Pepsi (since I can't legally drink beer yet).

I was more or less successful.

Why would you even want to do that?

I'm about to get a job, did the interview and drug test today

Swordfish, y u do dis? :confused:

I shotgunned a can of beer back during my college days - once.

I wanted to do something stupid that would result in me getting killed.

Go to Beaumont and walk around a while; not in town, but in the residential areas. That'll definitely result in a terminal case of DEATH

I can now sell alcohol in the state of Texas, and it only took 4 hours to get certified to do so

Anyone find it funny how the most futuristic-looking ship in the US Navy's arsenal is commanded by a captain named James Kirk?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Zu...%28DDG-1000%29

Shotgunning is bad kids, very very bad. If you must drink bad beer in large quantities, do it the old fashion way: the keg stand.

Oh, and um, yeah, guess who pins on railroad tracks 4Jun2014?

Doctor's got me taking Flexeril because I'm a friggin' cripple, and it's supposed to make me drowsy. All it's done so far is make me 1000% going to sleep rather than doing whatever (like "yeah, I guess I could sleep") and make me think things like drinking way too much milk are decent ideas

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I come on here and look at the "who's online" thing, somebody is looking at that weird birthday thread someone made years back for me :confused:

My hip pain keeps getting worse; I just dipped into the (emergency) painkillers I was prescribed for it, which pretty much never happens


EDIT: oh hey, 3 posts in a row

ENDO posted something about us

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/201...movies-and-tv/

I saw that a couple of weeks ago and it confused me, there are only 7 variations of this on our site, yet the source for that has 13 so I am not sure if these are actually something Bunni made but hasn't posted all of them here, or if they are made by somebody else or what is going on.

IMFDb, in true American fashion...

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...ps58622492.jpg

...outsourcing our servers to China! :D

Cecil Adam's column today is about gun buybacks do they work. (spoilers: no)
"On the unlikely assumption that the number of gun deaths is strictly proportional with the number of guns, the typical buyback reduces the death toll by one-thirtieth of one corpse."

Part of me has to feel just a wee bit sorry for people who fall for gun buy backs but another part of says, "Why didn't you do some research and see how much the handgun is before selling for $50 (anyone ever actually seen even a .22 for this cheap?) or a long gun for $100". I pity the fool who thinks gun buy backs do any good.

Leaving for San Antonio in an hour or two

Back, brought back enough rabid wildlife for everyone

Just found out Destination Truth was cancelled. Fuck you, Sy-Fy. :mad:

I just posted an article.rant on Frank Miller. Here's the link if anyone wants to see/read it:

http://doc0316.deviantart.com/journa...ller-478305987

So yesterday, while visiting the USS Hornet, I learned a little factoid I never knew before: I have a Medal of Honor recipient in my family.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_Ernest_Ricketts

There's a general in mine, but the super distant "in name only at this point" part that's up north somewhere

Yesterday, I had my dog (who I had since I was in Kindergarten) put down. Ut was pretty sad, but it was also for the best.

My little sister got into her number one college choice. Which is where Mom, our older sister, and I went.

Sorry man, that sucks

Sorry to hear that. Last month a cat I'd had since I was 18 passed away, so I know what you're feeling.

I was on tinychat the other day with some people, and they played a video made by some mormon girls from the town Swordfish is from


Was an awful Lorde parody, he should go yell at them

I will as soon as my schedule clears up.

I got a trade paperback of this comic in the mail today:

http://media.dcentertainment.com/sit...50_400x600.jpg

I just discovered that there's a fucking ET porno.

This is my reaction to it:

http://hugelolcdn.com/i/252905.gif

Rule 34, man

If you think there is "a" (singular) ET porno, then you are living in blissful ignorance.

Yes, I know there are more.

And wonder why people made them? NOBODY wants to beat off to a porn version of a classic family film.

My dog just got neutered today, and has to wear "the cone of shame" for a week.

I have some news: my grandpa recently passed away, but he went peacefully in his sleep. I'm feeling sort of depressed right now.