Shrine of the Mall Ninja
Some guy on the Internet tok it upon himself to collect all teh works of Gecko45, the original mall ninja. Here's the link: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Just be sure to put down any food or drink before reading, lest you choke on reeding lines like this: BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual |
Jesus Christ, that Gecko dude is a twit
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I thought I posted stupid comments. I got halfway before I closed it. Did he really ask for a G36 for patrolling a mall? And did he really say that he carries a compact M4 under his jacket? This guy should post on Youtube. Think of all the subscribers he could get. Looks like anywhere this guy pops up a flame war gets started.
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Mall Ninja's are nothing but a bunch of losers who live in their parent's basement and are on a crappy diet of Hot Pockets, Microwavable Burritos, and energy drinks like Monster or Rockstar. Plus you don't need a freakin' assualt rifle to patrol a mall. You just need a really cool lookin' pistol. I prefer a Walther P99 fitted with a Walther Laser Module and a barrel mounted weight compensator.
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Then again, maybe not. |
Behold, it's Gecko45!
http://thehalobender.files.wordpress...4365101e18.jpg Here I thought our guys and girls in Afghanistan and Iraq were in tough situations, but the world of mall security must be one lifelong firefight. I wonder what the SOP is for laying out covering fire from a golf cart. :p |
that's the first thing that came to my mind when i read that too.
gecko is obviously an over-imaginative 8 year old who knows too much about firearms |
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If you haven't read the last post with the firefight at the bottom, finish reading. That being said, this shit is just ridiculous, I don't know how else to put it without spewing text everywhere.
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I didn't know that Asian street gangs carried automatic weapons and NVGs just to steal a "Mortal Kombat" game from the mall. :D |
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