S&Wshooter: Humanity's Greatest Hope...
 

...in case of a zombie apocalypse.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683...l-quickly.html

Why me? That was a good article though

The only zombie movie that makes any sense is 28 days later. At least that explains the people are living and their mind is gone, instead of the movies where somehow a corpse moves......

Yeah, any "zombie" outbreak that might happen in the real world would likely be similar to events in 28 Days/Weeks Later (RAGE virus) or Quarantine (super rabies).

Or possibly Super-AIDs.

When did humanity get together and collectively decide that dark magic was not a suitable enough explanation for zombies? Walking corpses don't need to be explained with science.

Why the fuck am I humanity's greatest hope?

Because you fall squarely into category number 1 on the list. If the weather and decomposition don't get them, Shooter will. :cool:

I totally agree with you on that. Danny Boyle is a Freakin' genius!

you waited to resurect a thread from 2 months ago?