Eminem. I could beat his bitch ass with my eyes shut.

If you could fight any one of us forum members, who would it be?

Person Of Interest (does he still count)?

No, he got banned

Then I'll fight BurtReynoldsMustache.

I dunno who I'd pick. I don't really know how strong or what size everybody here is

Why me? What did I do?

I have nothing against you, you just need some sense beaten into your head so you'll understand The Game.

In that case, I should warn you that I'm quite handy with the sabre.

I should warn I have an Axe and know Tae Kwan Do. :D

Axes are unwieldy and improperly balanced for combat. Tae Kwan Do isn't going to help you either.

Tae Kwon Do is useless unless you are fighting someone who also knows Tae Kwon Do and is of lesser than or equal to your level of skill

Why does the Pope bare a striking resemblance Emperor Palpatine?

He seems sort of evil. I miss the last Pope. Now that was a Pope you could be proud of!

Long live Pope John Paul II! :D

huzzah huzzah

Muhammad Ali. The more I learn about him, the less I like him, and plus, now that he's old and with Parkinson's, he shouldn't be too hard. Yes, fighting a disabled senior citizen will look really bad, but you can say you took down "the Greatest." (Just don't elaborate as to the how and when.)

lol im posting this in school

I'm telling.

Tattle-tale!

If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Shape-shifting

Being omnipotent counts as one superpower. I choose that.

I would like to have the power to make people's heads explode, like in Scanners.

That would suck sooo hard. You'd accidentally kill so damn many people

I woke up at 2 in the morning today and, to my suprise, the little cat was about 2 inches from my face, staring at me

That remake of The Wicker Man sucked donkey balls.

Deckard being a replicant makes no goddam sense.

If ever meet Shirely Phelps Roper, I'm going to beat her fucking ugly skull of a face in with a lead pipe.

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Did anyone else see that POI was logged on yesterday? How the hell was that possible?

He's like a weasel. He can weasel his way past anything. :eek::eek:

The question is: "Why is it that feet can smell and noses can run?"

I've already heard that one. I demand new jokes

When we got my cat, I wanted to name it Jonesy, but then I found out it was a girl.

jonesha? ghetto anyone?

The opposite happened to my niece. She got a kitten and thought it was female and named it Anna or something like that. Then it grew up and its nuts popped out.

Lol. I named one of my hamsters "Mona", and a couple of months later I realized that it wasn´t Mona, it was Mono :D.