I was about to say something crude and tasteless but Sometimes I just haven't spent enough time on 4Chan.

I've been there and I almost lost my mind.

I want some jerky, but all the jerky we have spent a day or two in the bed of my dad's truck.

Should I, or shouldn't I, eat the jerky? I'm really fucking hungry

Is it ham jerky? I pulled the same thing with some ham jerky yesterday. Didn't taste too good.

Teriyaki beef jerky. I tried a piece a minute ago and it was disgusting

Yeah. A midnight creation of whatever the hell's in your fridge might be a twinge better. I'm about to

I am doing this right now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaoy1QKxGQs

I'm flying out to Canada tomorrow

Damn, I hate the time of year that Sturgis comes around. Too many damn bikers.

I have to get up at 4, so I'm going to sleep.

See you guys in 4 days