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Swordfish941 09-09-2010 01:48 AM
If ever meet Shirely Phelps Roper, I'm going to beat her fucking ugly skull of a face in with a lead pipe.

Swordfish941 09-09-2010 09:45 PM
How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

S&Wshooter 09-09-2010 09:51 PM
Did anyone else see that POI was logged on yesterday? How the hell was that possible?

Swordfish941 09-09-2010 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 18872)
Did anyone else see that POI was logged on yesterday? How the hell was that possible?
He's like a weasel. He can weasel his way past anything. :eek::eek:

Gunmaster45 09-09-2010 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 18870)
How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
The question is: "Why is it that feet can smell and noses can run?"

S&Wshooter 09-09-2010 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Gunmaster45 (Post 18874)
The question is: "Why is it that feet can smell and noses can run?"
I've already heard that one. I demand new jokes

Swordfish941 09-09-2010 10:45 PM
When we got my cat, I wanted to name it Jonesy, but then I found out it was a girl.

Zulu Two Six 09-09-2010 11:48 PM
jonesha? ghetto anyone?

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-09-2010 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 18877)
When we got my cat, I wanted to name it Jonesy, but then I found out it was a girl.
The opposite happened to my niece. She got a kitten and thought it was female and named it Anna or something like that. Then it grew up and its nuts popped out.

Markost 09-10-2010 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 18877)
When we got my cat, I wanted to name it Jonesy, but then I found out it was a girl.
Lol. I named one of my hamsters "Mona", and a couple of months later I realized that it wasn´t Mona, it was Mono :D.


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