I'd usually use a hammer instead of stones, but I broke it. Also, I'm out on my land for the rest of the week, and I seem to have left my hippie-beating gloves at home.

You have to have hippy beating gloves? Weak.

Hey, them hippie bastards are filthy to the point of being genuine walking, talking biological hazards. Touching one of 'em is about as dumb as using a used hypodermic needle you found on the floor of a crackhouse

Nuke 'em from orbit. it is the only way to be sure

Better make that "Nuke 'em from orbit TWICE", just to be certain

And then sow the ground with salt so nothing can ever grow there again.

I just found a series of writings that I thought I lost. Anyone up for a story about a Russian Feme Fatale?

*peeks about to ensure that both girlfriend and sister are in bed*

Does it invovle gratuitous panty references? because if so, I'm in.

Does Fetish Clubs and graphic lesbianism count?