And then me and her now ex-fiance have to take her down or she starts shooting Stingers at airliners.

I mean, that's what biker gangs do right? I saw an episode of Sons of Anarchy once.

Are they gearing up for a deployment to fight the Chechen Separatists?

Hell if I know, but somebody's going to get shot up with a blessed '74

I may be showing some classic "backinmyday" syndrome, but deploying before everyone had the blue uniform, and coming back to everyone having to wear it is sorta surreal.

It's blue....yankee I'm gonna burn your barn down blue.

I have another confession to make: I've never seen Heat, the greatest bank robbery movie of all time.

Well, you better go see it before we start shunning you.

yeah, even I broke down and went out and bought it on DVD, it came packaged with Goodfellas for ten bucks.

However, at Wally World presently, they have Heat, by itself for three dollars!

Apparently there's now a porn parody of Act of Valor. What is this world coming to? :(