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Clutch 09-04-2010 02:00 AM

Bourne, no contest.

Bond vs. Bauer would be quite the fun fight to see, as neither of them would be willing to give an inch. However, in just a straight hand-to-hand throwdown, they'd have to probably shoot Bourne in the back first to have a shot.

Bugabear 09-04-2010 04:48 PM

For Bond if we assume it's Rodger Moore, He'd get his ass kicked in the first 5 seconds. He just sex and gadgets. Sean Connery wasn't that impressive and Pierce Brosnan was a better shooting Rodger. So that just leaves Daniel Craig.

So I'm assuming they all meet in a room and need to kill each other. Assuming Bond isn't hung over, He and Bourne get into a fist fight and it's a tie since they have the same style. Bauer would then tie them up and interrogate them. Since Daniel Craig bond doesn't use gadgets he can't escape but Bourne probably could. Bourne then takes out Bauer while his back is turned and ties up Bauer and leave him for dead with Bond. Bourne then laves with a newspaper in the toaster and the oven on. Bauer will somehow escape and snipe Bourne with a SCAR L from really far away. Or a pistol. He can do both.

TL, DR, Bauer since he's better at mid to long range and can survive having the sh*t kicked out of him. Bourne puts up a great fight. Bond hasn't proven himself against competent people in any movie.

Swordfish941 09-04-2010 04:50 PM

Jack Bauer needs to learn that there are other ways of getting answers besides torture.

S&Wshooter 09-04-2010 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by Swordfish941 (Post 18514)
Jack Bauer needs to learn that there are other ways of getting answers besides torture.

It probably isn't the only method he knows, but it is most likely the funnest

Swordfish941 09-04-2010 05:33 PM


Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 18519)
It probably isn't the only method he knows, but it is most likely the funnest

His methods get the ACLU's panties in a bunch.

sillybunz13 09-18-2010 05:27 AM

Bond wins, hands down!
Well if you don't want to look into James Bond's backround then I'll tell you about it.

Bond joins the Royal Navy and attends Britannia Royal Naval College at the age of 17. The modern biography clarifies Bond's military service by stating he joins the Special Boat Service while in the Regular Royal Navy, where he obtains the rank of Commander, and then is placed in the 030 Special Forces Unit Bond serves covertly in Iraq, Somalia, Iran, Libya and actively in Bosnia. He is then recruited by the RNR Defence Intelligence Group. Bond attends specialized courses at Cambridge and Oxford universities during this period, earning a degree in Oriental Languages from Cambridge. Bond is noted to be fluent in French, German, Russian, and Italian, and writing passable Greek, Spanish, Chinese, and Japanese at the time he joins MI6. In training, he receives exceptionally high marks for physical endurance, logic, and Psychological Operations exercises. He serves in the Royal Navy from age 17 to 31, joining MI6 at age 30, and is promoted to 00 Agent at age 38 in 2006.

So not only is fucking intelligent, he has more experience in combat than both Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer.

funkychinaman 09-18-2010 05:50 PM

Wow, this is news to me, but this only applies to Daniel Craig's Bond, as it not only contradicts some of the few facts about Bond's life that are actually canon, such as him being previously married, which was acknowledged by at least four of the five previous Bonds, and it sets a fixed date in his biography, which is something the previous Bonds have also avoided doing. And it may also be moot soon, as Daniel Craig's contract to play Bond runs out in about five weeks, and if he doesn't reup, they'll be writing a new one soon for whoever the new guy is, assuming a new movie is ever made. (I do hope they keep him though, assuming the studio can get their act together a make another movie.)

The actual link to the bio is here.

sillybunz13 09-23-2010 09:27 PM

It's still Bond!
Well since we're talking about Jack Bauer and Jason Bourne, I'm going to compare the Daniel Craig "Bond" because the movies/episodes are around the same era of time. the link you sent me to only made James Bond look even better comare to the others. Not to mention Daniel Craig's weapon handling is far more superior to Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer's teacup grips! You figure that Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer with all their previous "training" that they wouldn't have a gun like a fucking pussy like a cup and saucer grip on a handgun. And yes it does matter becuase shooting with a cup and saucer grip is not as accurate as the thumbs tucked grip or thumbs forward grip which all military and law enforcement use. And if you still don't believe me, try it yourself. His story changes every new bond but it's all around the same backround as he's been in the Royal Navy for 13 years or more and he's well educated. He's also not as sloppy like Jason Bourne or Jack Bauer. So it's still James Bond on top.

BurtReynoldsMoustache 09-23-2010 09:43 PM

James Bond gets more pussy than everyone. Case closed.

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