Ok, I understand the term jumping the shark, but that refers to the show. From the way the comment was worded, it looked like that I was jumping the shark.

Ex,

The only shark "jumping" that we can think of you doing involves open water and a great white succuming to knife wounds. :D

I can totally imagine myself jumping at Jaws with my big knife and stabbing it to death

So the moral of this story is, try hard from now on.
Don't screw up or the feds will shut us down.
Something like that.

Or you could buy a spear gun and not get mauled by a shark

Better than that annoying SomethingAwful piece from a while back (remember it?)

I remember, not that I care about anything from something awful, that whole sites a joke.

What was that?

You've been banned too, eh?