I just attempted to shotgun a can of Pepsi (since I can't legally drink beer yet).

I was more or less successful.

Why would you even want to do that?

I'm about to get a job, did the interview and drug test today

Swordfish, y u do dis? :confused:

I shotgunned a can of beer back during my college days - once.

I wanted to do something stupid that would result in me getting killed.

Go to Beaumont and walk around a while; not in town, but in the residential areas. That'll definitely result in a terminal case of DEATH

I can now sell alcohol in the state of Texas, and it only took 4 hours to get certified to do so

Anyone find it funny how the most futuristic-looking ship in the US Navy's arsenal is commanded by a captain named James Kirk?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Zu...%28DDG-1000%29