I once ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice glass of Chianti.
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Here's the ultimate scam:
1. Find the worst screenplay ever written 2. Hire the worst director in town (Michael Bay) 3. Raise $2 million (Two?) Yes, one for me, one for you. There's a lot of little old ladies out there. 4. Hire the worst actors in Hollywood (e.g. Megan Fox, Ashton Kutcher) and show the film at Cannes And before you can step 5 . . . We close at Cannes, take our $2 million and head to Rio! |
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1. Olivia Munn 2. Lucia Dvorska 3. Daniella Sarahyba 4. Jennifer Love Hewitt 5. My neighbor's friend |
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twin day *which is now christmas day (wtf?) nascar day and other gay days that i don't want to think about im studying for latin dammit! |
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