In Kinjite or whatever it's called, he makes one eat a watch, and forcibly puts a dildo in another

So when I fucked up my back and ended up with nerve damage, thought I was going to never be able to shoot pistols as well as I was used to, but I went to the range the other day with my 686-5 + Stocking Dealer Special and outshot the two people with me, and the guy next to us at the range. The folks I were with had .22 rifles (Marlin Model 60 and a Ruger 10/22), and the guy next to us had a tricked out custom AR with an Aimpoint. Makes me feel kind of hopeful, you know? I just need to practice more now that my hands don't shake like they used to

No worries Spartan.
I know a writer who has two Al Quada fatwas on his head and another Fatwa on one of his characters heads.

Seriously? A fatwa on a fictional (presumably) character? Oh, those wacky AQs. :D

I just turned 30. Whoa, how did that happen?

Did you at least get some cake?

Yep, the kind Rihanna sings about. :D

Happy Birthday

*visibly cringes*