Hurr hurr hilarious. I ask because I've never fired blanks before and whenever an autoloader I've fired has failed to cycle I can still feel the recoil.

Re: Star Trek Guy.

You can see the cell phone he took the picture with in the upper right corner.
I totally have that cell phone. I hope that's not a picture of me!

Good article GM, I can see why it got rejected though, it's too technical for the layman I bet.

Not enough dick jokes.

I'm pretty sure I have one or two coming up in the article. :p

Cracked requires a minimum of six.

Sometimes you even see big Hollywood stars carrying around Desert Eagles and humongous magnums as if they were dick extensions.

In reality though, carrying a large caliber handgun doesn't make your dick larger; in fact, it has nothing to do with dicks at all.

Shocking stuff here, but it's important to note that carrying around a sufficiently trendy weapon(let's say for example something by H&K) will make you a colossal prick.

So what's the trendy weapon now?

Easy. AA-12.

It's appeared in 24. The Expendables, GI Joe, Predators.

Don't know if that's enough action movies for it to be trendy.

I have to agree, I think the AA-12 is the new Beretta of the moment.