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I just attempted to shotgun a can of Pepsi (since I can't legally drink beer yet).
I was more or less successful. |
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I'm about to get a job, did the interview and drug test today
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I shotgunned a can of beer back during my college days - once.
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I can now sell alcohol in the state of Texas, and it only took 4 hours to get certified to do so
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Anyone find it funny how the most futuristic-looking ship in the US Navy's arsenal is commanded by a captain named James Kirk?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Zu...%28DDG-1000%29 |
Shotgunning is bad kids, very very bad. If you must drink bad beer in large quantities, do it the old fashion way: the keg stand.
Oh, and um, yeah, guess who pins on railroad tracks 4Jun2014? |
Doctor's got me taking Flexeril because I'm a friggin' cripple, and it's supposed to make me drowsy. All it's done so far is make me 1000% going to sleep rather than doing whatever (like "yeah, I guess I could sleep") and make me think things like drinking way too much milk are decent ideas
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EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I come on here and look at the "who's online" thing, somebody is looking at that weird birthday thread someone made years back for me :confused:
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My hip pain keeps getting worse; I just dipped into the (emergency) painkillers I was prescribed for it, which pretty much never happens
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IMFDb, in true American fashion...
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/m...ps58622492.jpg ...outsourcing our servers to China! :D |
Cecil Adam's column today is about gun buybacks do they work. (spoilers: no)
"On the unlikely assumption that the number of gun deaths is strictly proportional with the number of guns, the typical buyback reduces the death toll by one-thirtieth of one corpse." |
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Leaving for San Antonio in an hour or two
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Back, brought back enough rabid wildlife for everyone
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Just found out Destination Truth was cancelled. Fuck you, Sy-Fy. :mad:
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I just posted an article.rant on Frank Miller. Here's the link if anyone wants to see/read it:
http://doc0316.deviantart.com/journa...ller-478305987 |
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So yesterday, while visiting the USS Hornet, I learned a little factoid I never knew before: I have a Medal of Honor recipient in my family.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milton_Ernest_Ricketts |
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Yesterday, I had my dog (who I had since I was in Kindergarten) put down. Ut was pretty sad, but it was also for the best.
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My little sister got into her number one college choice. Which is where Mom, our older sister, and I went.
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Sorry to hear that. Last month a cat I'd had since I was 18 passed away, so I know what you're feeling.
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I was on tinychat the other day with some people, and they played a video made by some mormon girls from the town Swordfish is from
Was an awful Lorde parody, he should go yell at them |
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I got a trade paperback of this comic in the mail today:
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I just discovered that there's a fucking ET porno.
This is my reaction to it: http://hugelolcdn.com/i/252905.gif |
Rule 34, man
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And wonder why people made them? NOBODY wants to beat off to a porn version of a classic family film. |
My dog just got neutered today, and has to wear "the cone of shame" for a week.
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I have some news: my grandpa recently passed away, but he went peacefully in his sleep. I'm feeling sort of depressed right now.
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