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k9870 03-31-2009 09:30 PM

Gun humor...just had to share
 
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The least professional SWAT team ever, Gecko45's personal sidearm, and the last device is real, I just added the taurus to make it more useless. Link is to real device.


http://www.fab-defense.com/en/weapon...-glock-19.html

Yes, it really says you can reload glock without removing it from your rifle LOL.

Excalibur 04-01-2009 03:27 AM

LOL. What the hell is that second picture supposed to be? So you got a Glock 26, put a drum mag into it, a stock, a suppressor, then a long range sight that most likely wont help since 9mm doesn't go that far, then another site, an ACOG for shorter than, then a multi grenade launcher than a M203 under that grenade launcher and top it off with a foregrip/flashlight attachment...Wow...just wow.

MT2008 04-01-2009 03:48 AM

Hey, k9870, remember those "HK Motivational Posters" people were making on THR? :D

k9870 04-01-2009 04:52 PM

Which THR, i was kicked off .org and use .us

BTW, the glock 19 attachment is considered class 3 since it adds a stock to a pistol lol.

MT, do you have a link to hk thread? BTW, what do you think of Lucky/sniper-in kentucky over at TFL?

-just found HK pictures, thats funny stuff. Why is the mk.23 so friggin big?

Nyles 04-01-2009 09:37 PM

Ok, the Glock is really obviously photoshopped.

k9870 04-01-2009 10:04 PM

Which glock? The glock attachment for ARs is just colored differently for contrast. The Uber tacticool grenade launcher g26, is photoshopped.

Rockwolf66 04-01-2009 10:56 PM

Mind if I use that Glock for a modivational Poster or two?

k9870 04-01-2009 11:04 PM

It's not my photo, go ahead. I ENCOURAGE the bashing of "blocks" btw.

MT2008 04-02-2009 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 1480)
Which THR, i was kicked off .org and use .us

BTW, the glock 19 attachment is considered class 3 since it adds a stock to a pistol lol.

MT, do you have a link to hk thread? BTW, what do you think of Lucky/sniper-in kentucky over at TFL?

Yeah, THR.org:

http://thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=309767

Who is Lucky/sniper-in?

Gunmaster45 04-02-2009 01:20 AM

I've had this picture saved for a while and I think it fits here. Don't ask me what gun it is though, I can't remember.

http://i43.tinypic.com/17wqky.jpg

It fires two shots at a time though, so it's technically a 10 shot with double power.

I'll try to find some more funny stuff to keep this thread on topic.

k9870 04-02-2009 01:24 AM

Originally Luckyinkt was claiming 1/3 MOA at 600 yards with a dragunov. Then 2" 600 yard groups with a mosin as Sniperinkt. Now hes claiming MOA with an 11-87. Were having a bet on who he s over at TFL. Ill pm your TFL account.

I don't go to THR.org, power hungry dicattorial mods and an owner who stole the domain from the rightful owner, I go to .us run by Oleg, the real owner.

Gunmaster45 04-02-2009 01:56 AM

Here's another one of those gun clusterfucks made on photoshop:

http://i42.tinypic.com/54aw7o.jpg

This gun reminds me of something really stupid Elmer Fudd did, so I call it the Elmer Fudd Gun.

http://i44.tinypic.com/s5ifr8.jpg

Nothing instills peace better than a Vulcan.

http://i40.tinypic.com/16m634w.jpg

The truth about the "Deagle", gamers. (btw, I imply noobs online when I say "gamers", hell even I'm a gamer but I'm talking about idiots)

http://i39.tinypic.com/23macnn.jpg

Gunmaster45 04-02-2009 02:01 AM

Hello Kitty guns, capable of making any firearm look pussy ass:

http://i40.tinypic.com/2vmvp68.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/2ia33mu.jpg

I'd buy this shirt:
http://i43.tinypic.com/e9f4lh.jpg

Charlton Heston's basement, one helluva a collection:

http://i44.tinypic.com/qsm3xl.jpg

Gunmaster45 04-02-2009 02:04 AM

John Woo's cat:

http://i44.tinypic.com/abq8on.jpg

Funny if you don't take it seriously:

http://i41.tinypic.com/1j9jf4.jpg

k9870 04-02-2009 02:11 AM

The Desert Eagle .50ae was invented in Israel for use by special forces and its accuaracy, reliablity and stopping power make it the ultimate combat handgun.

The fact it's a jam-o-matic that weighs enough to be used as a club and is like putting a brick in your holster is irrelevant to video gamers....as is the fact that no real military unit would EVER use one.

Zombees 04-02-2009 06:15 PM

Not directly gun related, but still funny.
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/.../coverfail.jpg
I really hope that's a prank or a training exercise gone wrong. Otherwise I fear for whoever those men are sworn to protect.

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/1740-porch.jpg

Krel 04-03-2009 01:45 AM

That's not John Woo's cat...It only has one gun!

After the movie "La Femme Nikita" came out, my brother in law just had to buy a Desert Eagle for my sister. My five foot four sister. In .44 magnum. With a silver finish.

I never liked it, being left handed the placement of the levers was very uncomfortable for me, and the grip was just too long. It is a real horse pistol, too large, and too heavy. But my sister was frighteningly good with it. Especially as she didn't go shooting that much.

We were going shooting one day, and so were at the gun shop buying ammo. There was a guy looking at a blued .357 magnum model. My sister asked to see it, and the guy said sure. He then chuckled "perfect gun for you". My sister pulled the slide back and started yelling for the other owner, that this slide is easier to pull back then the one on her's. The guy's eyes got big, and you could hear him thinking "easier than mine!?" His eyes got even larger, and his jaw dropped when she pulled that silver behemoth from her range bag, and they went into the back to measure the spring force. He turned to the first owner, and asked "is that her gun". first owner, "yes". He thought for a second and asked, "Can she shoot it?" The first owner laughed and replied, "yes, and from what I understand, she is a very good shot."

Later a group of us were at a range. I was two stalls over from my sister, shooting my punny little .45 acp Colt Commander. I'm firing away at my target when...KABOOM! I see this jet of flame shooting out, reaching for my sister's target, as simultaneously I feel a wave of heat rolling over the top of the partition of my stall, and my target starts waving in the gale force of her pressure wave. I wait form my target to settle down, I start shooting, when...KABOOM! Lather, rinse, repeat.

We had people stop shooting, and come over to see who was firing the Howitzer in the range. It was wild.

When the .50 DE was released, we were at the S.H.O.T. Show, and the DE representatives told us that there would be a delay on the sale of the .50 caliber versions as the South Africans had bought the entire first run, for the game wardens they were told.

David.

k9870 04-03-2009 02:13 AM

Funny, zombees, I had this one
 
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and a tactical nailgun for SWAT construction teams. BTW, the 1740 is real, a THR member made it and theres a whole thread here on his making it.
http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=280902

Excalibur 04-03-2009 02:33 AM

Well I got some funny images of my own. Brings back memories.


http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...ibur01/pic.jpg



http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...rol_works2.jpg


http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...in-one-gun.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...ur01/1049d.jpg

Excalibur 04-03-2009 02:39 AM

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...sniper_med.jpg

Sniper Kitty


http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...wondergun2.jpg

The Wonder SCAR


http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...avyrelease.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...ppy-couple.jpg

Excalibur 04-03-2009 02:40 AM

And introducing the HK or "Hello Kitty" 416

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...m_416HK_lg.jpg

Orca1_9904 04-03-2009 03:01 AM

How about these pics: For REALLY Close-Quarter Battle situations!

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/5353/imgp3793uv7.jpg

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/3617/imgp3792ur7.jpg

Gunmaster45 04-03-2009 03:08 AM

You know, that actually isn't a horrible idea... what is that, an FNP?

BTW, glad to see you entered the forum Orca.

Excalibur 04-03-2009 03:15 AM

My pic with the Walmart smiley on the lens cover is one of my favorites

MT2008 04-03-2009 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Excalibur (Post 1507)
And introducing the HK or "Hello Kitty" 416

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...m_416HK_lg.jpg

Haha...I laughed REALLY hard the first time I saw that one. I can't remember who built it, but they had it featured on Airsoft Retreat. I think it was even for sale, too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Excalibur (Post 1506)

That gets my vote for most bizarre shit I've seen all week. Not just the fact that he has the gun, either.

MT2008 04-03-2009 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orca1_9904 (Post 1508)

Well, to play devil's advocate, there was a time when people used to put blades on their pistols...over 200 years ago. :D

Orca1_9904 04-03-2009 03:35 AM

I was looking for a pic of a Type 99 Arisaka with a bayonet for the site on Google and came upon those. Not exactly what I was after, to say the least! :P

Excalibur 04-03-2009 03:39 AM

Well I've seen pictures of daggers with gun barrels built into them, also made 200 years ago. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Spartan198 04-03-2009 04:43 AM

Those HK posters are hilarious (especially the one with the bullet backwards in the magazine). Now we just need more for that bad horror movie the Desert Eagle...

AlkoTanko 04-03-2009 05:28 PM

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4656/106463ka6.jpg

Care for a toast?

k9870 04-03-2009 06:12 PM

CZ 75 bayonets are still offered, and bought by the same people who buy AR pistols and ducttape manhole covers to their body as body armor.

k9870 04-04-2009 02:25 AM

BTW, can anyone identify the two pistols hes holding in dual wield? One looks like a beretta, the other, not sure.

Yournamehere 04-04-2009 03:09 AM

The right looks like a S&W but like you, I'm not sure.

Gunmaster45 04-04-2009 03:17 AM

Looks like a Smith & Wesson 5904 in his right hand, a Beretta 92FS in his left.

Orca1_9904 04-04-2009 07:54 AM

Sad part is, the crouching guy with the AK is the only one of them that actually looks like a professional law enforcement operative.

k9870 04-04-2009 02:52 PM

The one with 50 spare pistol mags?

Gunmaster45 04-04-2009 07:49 PM

He's wearing several two compartment magazine pouches. Normally law enforcement officers like patrolmen wear just one of these but would you only want two spares in a combat situation? I agree with Orca, he looks like a pro. He's even resting his AK against the wall like a professional shooter.

k9870 04-04-2009 10:14 PM

I noticed only half have body armor, all different weapons (can't share mags) and uniforms don't match.

Excalibur 04-06-2009 08:53 AM

Some new images




http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...610933_std.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...-pansy-gun.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...bur01/mk23.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1.../resizephp.jpg

Excalibur 04-06-2009 08:54 AM

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...ldDeadHand.gif

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...1/LS800fps.gif

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...italorgans.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i1...734453_std.jpg


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