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Originally Luckyinkt was claiming 1/3 MOA at 600 yards with a dragunov. Then 2" 600 yard groups with a mosin as Sniperinkt. Now hes claiming MOA with an 11-87. Were having a bet on who he s over at TFL. Ill pm your TFL account.

I don't go to THR.org, power hungry dicattorial mods and an owner who stole the domain from the rightful owner, I go to .us run by Oleg, the real owner.

Here's another one of those gun clusterfucks made on photoshop:

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This gun reminds me of something really stupid Elmer Fudd did, so I call it the Elmer Fudd Gun.

http://i44.tinypic.com/s5ifr8.jpg

Nothing instills peace better than a Vulcan.

http://i40.tinypic.com/16m634w.jpg

The truth about the "Deagle", gamers. (btw, I imply noobs online when I say "gamers", hell even I'm a gamer but I'm talking about idiots)

http://i39.tinypic.com/23macnn.jpg

Hello Kitty guns, capable of making any firearm look pussy ass:

http://i40.tinypic.com/2vmvp68.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/2ia33mu.jpg

I'd buy this shirt:
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Charlton Heston's basement, one helluva a collection:

http://i44.tinypic.com/qsm3xl.jpg

John Woo's cat:

http://i44.tinypic.com/abq8on.jpg

Funny if you don't take it seriously:

http://i41.tinypic.com/1j9jf4.jpg

The Desert Eagle .50ae was invented in Israel for use by special forces and its accuaracy, reliablity and stopping power make it the ultimate combat handgun.

The fact it's a jam-o-matic that weighs enough to be used as a club and is like putting a brick in your holster is irrelevant to video gamers....as is the fact that no real military unit would EVER use one.

Not directly gun related, but still funny.
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I really hope that's a prank or a training exercise gone wrong. Otherwise I fear for whoever those men are sworn to protect.

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/1740-porch.jpg

That's not John Woo's cat...It only has one gun!

After the movie "La Femme Nikita" came out, my brother in law just had to buy a Desert Eagle for my sister. My five foot four sister. In .44 magnum. With a silver finish.

I never liked it, being left handed the placement of the levers was very uncomfortable for me, and the grip was just too long. It is a real horse pistol, too large, and too heavy. But my sister was frighteningly good with it. Especially as she didn't go shooting that much.

We were going shooting one day, and so were at the gun shop buying ammo. There was a guy looking at a blued .357 magnum model. My sister asked to see it, and the guy said sure. He then chuckled "perfect gun for you". My sister pulled the slide back and started yelling for the other owner, that this slide is easier to pull back then the one on her's. The guy's eyes got big, and you could hear him thinking "easier than mine!?" His eyes got even larger, and his jaw dropped when she pulled that silver behemoth from her range bag, and they went into the back to measure the spring force. He turned to the first owner, and asked "is that her gun". first owner, "yes". He thought for a second and asked, "Can she shoot it?" The first owner laughed and replied, "yes, and from what I understand, she is a very good shot."

Later a group of us were at a range. I was two stalls over from my sister, shooting my punny little .45 acp Colt Commander. I'm firing away at my target when...KABOOM! I see this jet of flame shooting out, reaching for my sister's target, as simultaneously I feel a wave of heat rolling over the top of the partition of my stall, and my target starts waving in the gale force of her pressure wave. I wait form my target to settle down, I start shooting, when...KABOOM! Lather, rinse, repeat.

We had people stop shooting, and come over to see who was firing the Howitzer in the range. It was wild.

When the .50 DE was released, we were at the S.H.O.T. Show, and the DE representatives told us that there would be a delay on the sale of the .50 caliber versions as the South Africans had bought the entire first run, for the game wardens they were told.

David.

Funny, zombees, I had this one

and a tactical nailgun for SWAT construction teams. BTW, the 1740 is real, a THR member made it and theres a whole thread here on his making it.
http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=280902