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Zulu Two Six 07-09-2010 10:39 PM

Embarassing Moments
 
whats yours? i have a couple.

once i was in an elevator going up to see a friend and i had my iPod headphones in. so i start singing along, because of course there is no one there i rock out. im turned around singing and banging my head and the doors open. and there is a group of girls and there staring at me like ''wtf?''

ill dig some more up.

Excalibur 07-09-2010 11:37 PM

Once I got in the car with my friend after a movie and I tried to drive off, but realizing that forgot to put the key in and start the car. And to make the moment even funnier, I said in the most matter of fact voice, "Oh right...I need to start the car."

Jcordell 07-10-2010 12:09 AM

I came to work one morning and as I was sitting down at the table for the morning brief it was pointed out by my sergeant that both my holster and magazine carrier were empty. I had left both my pistol and the magazines at home. Fortunately I live only ten blocks from the station. Nevertheless my face was red.

S&Wshooter 07-10-2010 01:45 AM

I heard a bunch of noise while I was home alone, so I grabbed my 4506 and went to check it out...it was the cats :o

Excalibur 07-10-2010 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 15311)
I heard a bunch of noise while I was home alone, so I grabbed my 4506 and went to check it out...it was the cats :o

That's not really an embarrassing moment. It was being cautious.

Zulu Two Six 07-10-2010 04:22 AM

^^i actually do that all the time. being 13 i answer the door with a CO2 pistol and a knife.
of course now why would you want to fuck with me? :D:D:D:D

Rockwolf66 07-10-2010 05:57 AM

I was enjoying some quality time with an older woman and her thirteen year old daughter comes barging in. Let's just say that I'm not the one responsible for the girl's latter drug habit. :eek:

Excalibur 07-10-2010 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockwolf66 (Post 15316)
I was enjoying some quality time with an older woman and her thirteen year old daughter comes barging in. Let's just say that I'm not the one responsible for the girl's latter drug habit. :eek:

That's not an embarrassing moment. That's a traumatic moment

Swordfish941 07-10-2010 07:36 AM

One time when I was in the sixth grade, I was wearing a pair of loose pants that I had to constantly pull up. It was the end of the day, and as I went to line up at the door my pants fell down, showing my underwear (I wore boxers back in those days, and now I wear boxer-briefs).

Markost 07-10-2010 01:48 PM

My gf and my in-laws are christians, and I´m an atheist. There are embarassing moments every time I go to her house...

S&Wshooter 07-13-2010 02:28 AM

I went out to dinner and accidentally forgot to bring my pocket knife. That's about as bad as going out w/o a shirt on

Zulu Two Six 07-13-2010 02:43 AM

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that's not a knife. this is a knife:
Attachment 290

S&Wshooter 07-13-2010 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 15360)
that's not a knife. this is a knife:
Attachment 290

http://www.azoutdoor.net/media/catalog_images/05842.gif

Zulu Two Six 07-13-2010 03:54 AM

i see you've played this game before

S&Wshooter 07-13-2010 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 15366)
i see you've played this game before

No, I haven't

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...26_chakmak.jpg

Excalibur 07-13-2010 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 15367)

The Kukri knife is awesome, but those 2 smaller ones look kinda like shanks.

S&Wshooter 07-13-2010 04:31 AM

I'm buying a Kukri sometime in the October-November area- AKA when the Rennaissance Fest rolls around and I can get a good one for 50 bucks

Bugabear 07-22-2010 06:02 AM

I've got two. One time I called my friends dad an idiot right infront of him after he'd paid for a trip that he was taking us on. Another one was making a your mom joke to one of my friends while his mom was in the room.

AdAstra2009 07-22-2010 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Zulu Two Six (Post 15313)
^^i actually do that all the time. being 13 i answer the door with a CO2 pistol and a knife.
of course now why would you want to fuck with me? :D:D:D:D

Your weird....

Zulu Two Six 07-22-2010 06:14 PM

well, i always carry a knife, in my pocket.
the CO2 pistol is tucked in my belt and i see who it is.
i've never actually drawn it. (imagine that!)

S&Wshooter 07-22-2010 07:36 PM

I almost shot one of the mexicans that come to mow our lawn/ do yard work one time

PersonOfInterest 07-23-2010 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by S&Wshooter (Post 15869)
I almost shot one of the mexicans that come to mow our lawn/ do yard work one time

Did you think his leaf blower was a flamethrower?

MoviePropMaster2008 07-23-2010 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by PersonOfInterest (Post 15880)
Did you think his leaf blower was a flamethrower?

Ever notice that S&Wshooter's stories usually have him almost killing someone or kicking their ass? Apparently he is surrounded by life threatening people 24/7. :D

S&Wshooter 07-23-2010 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MoviePropMaster2008 (Post 15886)
Ever notice that S&Wshooter's stories usually have him almost killing someone or kicking their ass? Apparently he is surrounded by life threatening people 24/7. :D

I'm a little paranoid because there have been a rash of robberies, some ending in murder, in my area

Zulu Two Six 07-23-2010 01:38 PM

hey, its Texas, there are alot of badasses in texas, including one of my friends. oh yeah...that and lousianna

ManiacallyChallenged 07-23-2010 03:02 PM

When you are in Texas look behind yoooouuuu,
'cause that's, where S&W, is gonna be.

PersonOfInterest 07-23-2010 04:43 PM

S&Wshooter is Dale Gribble irl

S&Wshooter 07-23-2010 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ManiacallyChallenged (Post 15904)
When you are in Texas look behind yoooouuuu,
'cause that's, where S&W, is gonna be.

Nah, the backhoe is in the shop

k9870 07-24-2010 12:21 AM

SW is 5 hours from me, ill watch my back and make sure not to diss smith and wesson guns lol

PersonOfInterest 07-24-2010 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 15918)
SW is 5 hours from me, ill watch my back and make sure not to diss smith and wesson guns lol

He can shoot that far?

k9870 07-24-2010 12:55 AM

No, but he can crash a truck through the hotels wall and jump out dual wielding.

S&Wshooter 07-24-2010 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by k9870 (Post 15922)
No, but he can crash a truck through the hotels wall and jump out dual wielding.

You best watch out, mofucka, cuz I'll be in New Orleans in a few weeks!

k9870 07-24-2010 02:30 AM

Im in franklin, St Mary Parish Now.


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