Embarassing Moments
whats yours? i have a couple.
once i was in an elevator going up to see a friend and i had my iPod headphones in. so i start singing along, because of course there is no one there i rock out. im turned around singing and banging my head and the doors open. and there is a group of girls and there staring at me like ''wtf?'' ill dig some more up. |
Once I got in the car with my friend after a movie and I tried to drive off, but realizing that forgot to put the key in and start the car. And to make the moment even funnier, I said in the most matter of fact voice, "Oh right...I need to start the car."
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I came to work one morning and as I was sitting down at the table for the morning brief it was pointed out by my sergeant that both my holster and magazine carrier were empty. I had left both my pistol and the magazines at home. Fortunately I live only ten blocks from the station. Nevertheless my face was red.
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I heard a bunch of noise while I was home alone, so I grabbed my 4506 and went to check it out...it was the cats :o
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^^i actually do that all the time. being 13 i answer the door with a CO2 pistol and a knife.
of course now why would you want to fuck with me? :D:D:D:D |
I was enjoying some quality time with an older woman and her thirteen year old daughter comes barging in. Let's just say that I'm not the one responsible for the girl's latter drug habit. :eek:
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One time when I was in the sixth grade, I was wearing a pair of loose pants that I had to constantly pull up. It was the end of the day, and as I went to line up at the door my pants fell down, showing my underwear (I wore boxers back in those days, and now I wear boxer-briefs).
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My gf and my in-laws are christians, and I´m an atheist. There are embarassing moments every time I go to her house...
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I went out to dinner and accidentally forgot to bring my pocket knife. That's about as bad as going out w/o a shirt on
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I'm buying a Kukri sometime in the October-November area- AKA when the Rennaissance Fest rolls around and I can get a good one for 50 bucks
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I've got two. One time I called my friends dad an idiot right infront of him after he'd paid for a trip that he was taking us on. Another one was making a your mom joke to one of my friends while his mom was in the room.
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well, i always carry a knife, in my pocket.
the CO2 pistol is tucked in my belt and i see who it is. i've never actually drawn it. (imagine that!) |
I almost shot one of the mexicans that come to mow our lawn/ do yard work one time
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hey, its Texas, there are alot of badasses in texas, including one of my friends. oh yeah...that and lousianna
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When you are in Texas look behind yoooouuuu,
'cause that's, where S&W, is gonna be. |
S&Wshooter is Dale Gribble irl
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SW is 5 hours from me, ill watch my back and make sure not to diss smith and wesson guns lol
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No, but he can crash a truck through the hotels wall and jump out dual wielding.
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Im in franklin, St Mary Parish Now.
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