Why does Russell Crowe looks so tired all the time?

lol, dogness is in my room b/c its cold
also, he needs to: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

http://images.encyclopediadramatica...._EFG_party.gif

Frickin' Trolls.

Brad: "Shall in these confines a monarchs voice; Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war."
Ray: "Man, when I get home from this war i am going to eat the fuck out of my girlfriends p****."
Reporter: "That's Shakespeare."
Ray: "Shakespeare said that?"

Thinking of inventing tactical kevlar condoms

That's genius! It'll be impossible for your pissed off girlfriend to castrate you!

These are the few rom-coms that I can watch because they contain graphic nudity:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrMjIBQGdH4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb291k2GKD4

Since we ran out of deer meat, we had to have just plain old chili tonight. Is it a coincidence I'm a little sick to my stomach right now :D?

Oh crap, I really am starting to feel sick. Must have ate too much chili

Soon I will own a proper knife, not some cheap thing off the shelf from a sporting goods store