lol, i love the way that EVERYONE knows who you are obsessed with

No. Here's my cast of South Park:

Jimmy Bennett - Stan

Josh Fritter - Cartman

Kodi Smit-McPhee - Kyle

Max Records - Kenny

What about Chef, Mr. Garrison, the mayor, Officer Barbrady, etc.

Chef - Craig Robinson

Mr. Garrison - Kurtwood Smith

Here's what I would do to Ashton Kutcher if he ever punk'd me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvBAEp3Znn4

That one little layer of newspaper wouldn't stand up to that much blood

I thought you'd say Kurtwood Smith but I'm not disappointed because he's actually a pretty good match. I wonder if he can play gay?

Any requests? I can do Die Hard (I've been researching the cast for months).

do it!1234567890

Lemme guess; Sasha Baron-Cohen as Hans Gruber.

You're the boss:

John McClane - Channing Tatum

Holly Gennaro McClane - Natalie Portman

Hans Gruber - Christoph Waltz

Karl - Thomas Kretschmann

Joseph Takagi - Ken Watanabe

Sgt. Al Powell - Craig Robinson

Deputy Chief of Police Dwayne T. Robinson - Richard Gere

Harry Ellis - Ashton Kutcher

Richard Thornberg - Michael Madsen

That would be sooooo satisfying.

I don't think Channing Tatum has the attitude to do John McClane. But then again, I've only seen him in GI Joe and Public Enemies. And Thomas Kretschmann seems too level headed to play a nut like Karl. How about Til Schweiger?

Never really thought of that. What do you think of Ashton Kutcher as Harry Ellis?

Ashton Kutcher in a goatee getting shot in the head. What's not to like?

Any other movies you guys want me to recast?

The Wizard Of Oz.

You can't use Elijah Wood or Mila Kunis.

Do Die Hard again, but recast just the bad guys. It's 2010, the threat of German terrorists isn't really credible anymore. Maybe Russians posing as Chechnyans? Russians always make fun bad guys.

You're no fun, you know that?

The Magnificent Seven. Feature film budget, doesn't have to be the same characters. Ignore the recent remake.

Here's my Wizard of Oz recast:

Dorothy - Emma Stone

The Scarecrow - Adrien Brody

The Tin Woodsman - Jude Law

The Cowardly Lion - Sean Astin

The Wicked Witch of the West - Ellen Burstyn

Glenda the Good Witch - Helen Mirren

The Wizard - Ian McKellan

and Deep Roy can be the monkeys.

Here's a recast of The Guns of Navarone:

Keith Mallory - Viggo Mortensen

Corporal Miller - Paul Bettany

Major Roy Franklin - Johnny Depp

Spyros Pappadimos - Javier Bardem

"Butcher" Brown - Liev Schreiber

Andrea Stavros - Vincent Cassel

Maria Pappadimos - Olga Kurylenko

Anna - Mila Kunis

Recast 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Who wants to see my cast for a Bettie Page biopic?

Is it the Bettie Page version of 2 Girls 1 Cup?

No, it's a biopic of Bettie Page's life.

Only if I can play the cup. ;)

Here's my recast of The Exorcist:

Chloe Moretz - Reagan MacNeil

Jennifer Connelly - Chris MacNeil

Anthony Hopkins - Father Lankester Merrin

Adrien Brody - Father Damien Karras

Didn't they already do a Bettie Page biopic?

Here's my recast of The Producers:

Max Bialystock - Sean Astin

Leopold "Leo" Bloom - Macaulay Culkin

Roger De Bris - Adam Lambert

Ulla Ingla Hansen Benson Yansen Tallen Hallen Svaden Swanson "Bloom" - Olivia Wilde

Franz Liebkind - Thomas Kretschmann

This recast a movie thing is getting a little old

i agree.
GTFO!

Okay, I'll end my recasting. it was getting kind of old.

i like your sig, swordfish.
i said that to one of my friends today and he lol'd, then rofl'd, then lmao'd. then he died because he was roflhaol. :(

I just wrote an article for a Hulk reboot.

I get to go to the range tomorrow! Woohoo!

Whilst rummaging through the safe, I found three guns I had completely forgot about:

An automatic Beretta shotgun I had only ever seen once

A Winchester 1300 we bought a few years ago

A Mauser Pocket Pistol in .25 that has a warped barrel

i thought you hated .25 guns

Worst pick-up line in the history of pick-up lines:

"I really wish you'd come home with me . . . you're so cute . . . and I'm really good in bed too. Believe me."