That guy is awesome. Too bad he has not put up any videos in a while

I have a debit card now. The first thing I'm going to do with it is buy a fez (because fezzes are cool).

Not really, i dont see anyone wearing them.

The first thing I bought was a knife

I was like 12-13 when i got one so cant remember what i got.

Cobra Commander is a Cockblocker:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlIWSfjYVMc

Drinking out of a normal glass < Drinking out of one of my giant mugs

Do you know what's the difference between Dane Cook and Ryan Reynolds?

One thinks he is a good actor and the other thinks he is a good comedian. Both falsely believe they are funny

Ryan Reynolds has lesbians willing to bear him children, SERIOUSLY.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...atgetthere.jpg

I guess this is where those AC-130s keep coming from in the Modern Warfare games.

I found the one book that Dr, Seuss was never able to publish:

http://sarahbbc.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/drseuss.jpg

He is still a horrid actor, in my opinion

Okay. How about you make a list of actors you hate.

This is brilliant.

I came across the image MPM has as his avatar. Alas, her identity as far as the internet is concerned is "Hot chick with gun".

I laughed so hard that I went into a coughing fit

It would be easier to make a list of the ones I like

Alright. Make it.

Charles Bronson (Obviously)
Lee Marvin
Christopher Walken
Nick Nolte
Tom Sizemore
Clive Owen
Roger Moore
Pierce Brosnan
Sergei Bodrov Jr. (He died WAAAY too young) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergei_Bodrov,_Jr.
Liam Neeson
Brendan Gleeson
Leonardo DiCaprio
Christian Bale
Konstantin Khabensky http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstantin_Khabensky
Steve McQueen
Powers Boothe
Michael Ironside

There are probably a few others, I just cannot think of them off the top of my head

I guess I will watch Dead Man's Bluff

http://i43.tower.com/images/mm107034...-cover-art.jpg

Well look at that, I'm not the only person online

That's pretty funny. Dr. Who is one of the only shows I will even attempt to watch

Dude, it's a good show. I watch it on Netflix.

I never seem to be able to pay attention to TV shows. I watch movies or read instead

Here's how they can improve the G.I. Joe:

• Replace Channing Tatum with somebody who can act (preferably Thomas Jane).
• Kill off Ripcord.
• Have Christoph Waltz voice Cobra Commander.
• Add Shipwreck, Stalker, and Beach Head to the Joes.
• Add Major Bludd, Tomax and Xamot, and Firefly to Cobra Command.

My nose started bleeding for no reason. Awesome

seems to happen a lot there get that checked out.

Apparantly Tory reposted it on his Twitter, which makes it so much funnier.

I watched Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Within five seconds of starting, I immediately wanted Percy to get his ass kicked.

They butchered the goddamn books. A big FUCK YOU to Chris Columbus.

It is because it is so unnatrually dry

Got any nasal spray or anything?

No. I don't really care if I bleed, as long as it does not get on my shirt

Uh dude i a simple fix avoids like...bleeding do it.

Is it me or are the GI Joe skits on Robot Chicken are more entertaining than the GI Joe movie?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cswUf...eature=related