Megan Fox is a fuckin' ugly bitch, I want to stab her to death and play with her blood. . . Am I fucked up or what?

I have finally come up with a recast of American Psycho that I'm satisfied with:

Cillian Murphy - Patrick Bateman

Viggo Mortensen - Det. Donald Kimball

Natalie Portman - Evelyn Williams

Elijah Wood - Paul Allen

Laura Prepon - Jean

Bijou Phillips - Christie the Hooker

Ed Helms - Luis Carruthers

Zooey Deschanel - Bethany

Started playing COD4 offline with the PeZBot. Not as fun as with real players, but still decent enough.

I freakin' miss this show:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOp1h7-srb4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGsp7...eature=related

Hi point vs pointy stick?

Pointy Stick! Pointy Stick!

Use Hi Point to obtain S&W

Inception isn't this complicated:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1939332

All the people on the iternet called me a guns nob for bashing hi point and said im a arrogant elitist, and that the hi point will stack up agaionst a hk or sig.

It is very painful for me to watch Jersey Shore. My intelligence drops a couple of notches when I watch it. When the fuck did MTV became Trash TV?