Part time, id be doing 2 jobs, delivery is cooler though since you get tipped.

Yup. My friend wanted be a pizza delivery guy just because of the tips

Pizza delivery is 6.50 an hour +1.40 per delivery, to cover gas, and you keep tips. Cook is 9 dollars an hour.

Some of my friends used to do terrible things to the pizza guy. They would pay him in dimes and nickels so he would have to sit there for ten minutes counting the change.

One girl working as a driver was robbed, thugs surrounded her, took the pizza, said they only wanted to steal the food, and ran:confused:

I applied for a job as a janitor at a nursing home. My demands are that I work for $5.00 per hour.

Anyone who pays 5 dollars an hour needs to be punched in the throat.

Okay. How about 7.50 an hour?

Mininum wage? still blows but at least its not a retarted "student wage."

Mininum wage means "If we could pay you less, we would."

It's not minimum wage. Minimum wag ewould be like getting Five bucks per week.

Mininum wage is 7.50 an hour. They can pay a 5.50 student wage for beginners but nobody does, cause nobody would apply to their shitty company. At least thats maine mininum wage. i think federal is like 7.25

What's acutaly going on in that picture?

I went down to a Red Wings store in Houston and ordered a pair of boots. Thankfully, I can return them for a full refund if they do not fit, which may end up being the case

http://www.demotivationalposters.org...576895.article

Dane Cook is the worst comedian EVER!!!

I´m being harassed by my female students :(

Is this sexual harassment or regular harassment?

Next time I need to update anything, I need to remember to switch to the admin profile on this computer. If I don't, a stupid authorization thing shows up and stops the download, making it impossible to do anything :mad:

Let me guess, you want Charles Bronson as your pediatrician?

I don't go to a pediatrician. I go to a doctor. And only if I am seriously injured/ill

If he were a doctor, Charles Bronson would just kill all diseases. With his fists

I go to a psychiatrist more than I do the doctor's office. Gotta have my amphetamines in capsule form, ya know

Why do you take amphetamines?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADHD_pr...ly_inattentive

Specifically, these symptoms:

• Is often forgetful in daily activities.
• Often mixes up peoples' names or forget them for short periods of time.
• Racing thoughts *
• Mind preoccupation *
• Constantly daydreaming during conversations, activities...

Does anyone else miss Surge?

http://www.techpin.com/wp-content/up...ol-surge-4.jpg

No I miss Storm and Jolt Cola.

Storm was never available where I lived and I have never seen Jolt Cola for sale anywhere

You have just described me. ;)

Never seen storm, jolt is still sold, just rare, and surge was actually re introduced in some european country recently.

I forgot all about Surge. That takes me back.

I've been drinking a lot of Cherry 7-UP lately. Ginger Ale too.

So far, this is going pretty well. I was never a great pianist, but this isn't a particularly difficult melody to master even for me. Of course, I wonder what that says about the song itself? :D

Sexual. And they are 13 years old girls. Sucks...

The glocktalk thread on how "No country for old men is a awful horribly overrated movie" got closed before I could agree....

That's not overrated, these people are overrated:

http://geektyrant.com/storage/post-i...=1306223760979

http://blogs-images.forbes.com/allen...tin_Bieber.jpg

No people notice how much they suck and say it all the time, and they are just running jokes, no country actually has people who act like its the greatest film ever.

Last night i noticed south park is just going downhill. Seriously, theyre afraid to offend people after last year where the pussies at comedy central caved to terrorists and censored free speech.

hickock45 killed his lawenmower with a 500 magnum:eek:

Very romantic, best of luck to you Matt! Hope she loves it! :)

Thanks! I have to admit that I'm already getting sick of the song, though (not that I was ever a huge CC fan to begin with), because now the melody won't leave my head even when I'm listening to music I do like.