I see you are a gay fish.

I got it from Doctor Who. It's the first thing that the Eleventh Doctor eats after he regenerates.

im not a fan, but i really enjoy douglas adam's guide series.

I'm already home from school :cool:

Holy shit!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVkE14kjhE

I'm still in school and I've already finished my first two finals (I just hope that I pass). :(

I passed my science final!!! :D :D :D

That was awesome!

I'm seeing them live in July

This is so bad that it's fucking hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFd...eature=related

http://demotivate.me/mediafiles/full...910AM_khan.jpg

Good Idea!!


BAAAAAYYYY!!! BAAAAAAYYY!!!!

98% of my classmates!!!!

98% of my classmates!!!!

None of the stores around me sell good knives, i want a good surival blade and all i fing is off brands and low end gerbers, im looking for cold steel and ontario.....

going camping soon and need a wood splitting blade

98% of your classmates: We've done far worse than kill you, S&Wshooter. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive! Buried alive...!

BTW i only hated about 30 percent of classmates in college. In high school prob about 80.

I'm reminded of a line we occassionally toss around the frat castle.

If you're in a different faternity, I do like you, if you're not in my girlfriend's sorority, you're a slut, and if you aren't Greek at all you simply don't exsist.

So is anyone else kinda happy the TCM is showing comedy war movies today?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf7dFY8vekw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX-qBlslwGc

I can't stop listening to this. I literally listen to it at least twice a day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XI1DD_vJuY

Drinking a can of Mountain Dew made my throat stop hurting. WTF?

The power of dew.

Russell Howard is fucking hilarious.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

I need to obtain some Brawndo so I can fling trucks at people

I just cut up some watermelon :D

When my father got home today, he handed me what he said was a very special card

This card was given to him by my deceased Grandparents many years ago, who told him to give the card to me when I graduated high school. Inside the card it said that they knew I was going to go far and that they were very proud of me. Also inside was $500

dude, that's fucking awesome.

It made me sad

If i got a message that had been left by my dad i'd love it, once somebody's gone little things like finding something that belonged to them makes your day. A message would be great,

"When Chuck Norris is in shit, he calls the Selous Scouts"

Just a comment I saw on youtube

The Rhodesian military makes the Spartans look like a bunch of sissy metrosexuals.

The Spartans got routed by these guys

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

To be fair, the Selous Scouts make everyone look like pansies

Even this guy?:

http://onceuponageek.com/images/sw_fett_popular.jpg

Training:

"The selection course had a total duration of 17 days. From dawn to 7 am recruits were put through a strength-sapping fitness programme. After they had completed this, they trained in basic combat skills. They were also required to traverse a particularly nasty assault course several times in the course of the training program. The course was designed to overcome their fear of heights. When darkness fell, they began night training. In the first five days of the course, no food was issued, while for the rest of the period only rotten animals were allowed. At the end of training, they had to carry out an endurance march of 100 kilometres. Each volunteer was laden with 30 kilograms of rocks in his packs. These rocks were painted red, to ensure that they could not be discharged and replaced at the end. The final stage of this march was a speed march, and had to be completed in two-and-a-half hours. For those who survived these days there was a week of leave; they were then taken to a special camp for the dark phase of their training. At this camp, they learned to act and talk like the enemy. The base was built and set out as a genuine rebel camp, and the instructors were on hand to turn the recruits into fully-fledged members of the enemy groups. In this phase recruits were taught to break with habits such as shaving, rising at regular times, smoking and drinking and to adopt a guerrilla lifestyle. The recruits were in the field on patrol with the Selous Scouts only a week after the completion of their training"

From http://www.discussanything.com/forum.../t-22694.html:

" Here journalists understood the terrorists' dilemma when they were told that by March 1977 conservative estimates were that the Selous Scouts had accounted for 1,205 terrorist kills, losing a mere ten of their own men'

Jesus Christ, I wouldn't survive five seconds there.

Only like 14 per 130 or so people got in

Somehow, I started listening to Ice Cube. I have no clue how this happened

If you can ignore his politics (left-wing, "fuck whitey" BS), he's very good at what he does. Also, he's probably the first artist ever to mention AK-47s in his lyrics.

His singing does not trigger that "needs a bullet in the head" feeling 99.9% of other rappers do