Да, камрад

Товарищ комиссар!Немцы насиловали наших mudkips!

закрыл черт знает где, как вы ! английский Черт возьми !

Translate what you said. I'm on a laptop and it'll take forever to open a new tab so I can use a translator

i said: shut the hell up, english goddamnit!

but it was in a nice way

freetranslation.com translates it as "Has closed features knows where, as you! English Devil take it !"

use google translator then

I went and deleted a bunch of my user page today. I got tired of the hatemail

shut the hell up like you! English Damn!

Why do people send you hatemail?

Because I don't like the Beretta 92

Get any death threats?

No, but death threats are a nonissue. Even if someone could track me down, the locks on my house's doors are unpickable, I am always within 5 yards of a loaded firearm and I am extremely cautious

People who live like this either have drug labs or are linux programmers.

Don´t forget the 7 proxies.

Then the people who wrote those articles are conspiracy theorists.

Are you a scientologist?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Freakout

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...ice_operations

Here's some more.

No, I'm a freakin' Roman Catholic.

Do you not have Scientologists in Indiana?

I dunno. We have a lot of catholic churches here, a couple of synagogues, a few mosques, and that place where Hindu's worship.

They need to make a remake of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Here's my idea of the cast:

Arthur Dent - Simon Pegg

Ford Prefect - Nick Frost

Zaphod Beeblebrox - Russell Brand

Trillian - Olivia Wilde

Marvin the Parinoid Android - (voice) Michael Palin or Eric Idle.

No, the unpickable locks were put in when a rash of robberies/murders broke out and the gun thing is because my mom has her gun, my dad has his gun, and I have my 2 guns ready for home defense

What gun does your mom own?

Did anyone see that Magnum research are now making what looks like a close copy to the P99? Now there are three P99 style guns- The original P99, the SW99, and the Baby Desert Eagle Fast Action Pistol.

http://www.magnumresearch.com/images/iwi_homespecs.jpg

http://www.magnumresearch.com/Baby_Eagle_techdata.asp

Oh the fuuuuuck? Can't somebody take Magnum Research out back and put them out of their rabid misery?

Also: Simon Pegg could possibly be Arthur Dent(but he's no Martin Freeman), but no way in hell could Nick Frost be Ford Prefect. Honestly I think Mos Def was a really good Prefect.

What are you talking about?

A potential remake of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Here's some good alternatives to waterboarding:

Listening to Vogon poetry

Listening to "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go"

Watching Carrot Top's comedy routine.

Magnum research doesnt do any research, they just copy other people's ideas and pout the name desert eagle on the slide. now theres this p99 clone, last year was the 1911 desert eagle, whats next?

BHP? S&W Model 39? Glock 17?

The did develop the Desert Eagle and it was pretty groundbreaking at the time. I do take umbrage with anyone who maintains that they are an Israeli design just because they were manufactured by IMI for a bit. That'd be like calling Uzis Belgian or saying FAL's are from Brazil.

You are lucky then, Scientologists are the worst examples of the human race.

He would have to clean himself up a bit, but yes I think he could pull it off quite well.

I can't believe one of the most evil men in history was gay.

Awww dammit, my friend ate all my jerky

Magneto is gay too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S1Zf...eature=related

Putin: Because fuck you, that's why

The actor that plays him is gay. I just found out that Adam Lambert is gay, too.

You're gaydar is way off if it took you this long.